Severed arms not your thing? Here's some other projects. In Turkey Day, a group of indie filmmakers turn against each other during Thanksgiving dinner after they find out that their movie didn't get into a festival. Directed by Mike Diaz and written by Peter Donovan, it stars Michael Saldate, Patrick Paresa, Sarah Tucker, and Mikayla Park. status: post-production hell (but close) In Hit & Miss, a hapless geek misses his chance to ask out an old crush, so he returns to the coffee shop where he first met her. Produced by Richard J. Lee, it stars Seth Harrington, Mitra Avani, Craig Lewis, and Melissa Pollard. status: post-production hell (not even close) Wanna watch my first student film? That'd be Wheeeeee!, the tale of two guys wreaking havoc around town in a shopping cart. It's on YouTube. You should watch it. There's an elephant in it. Last and definitely least, I made a movie about a punk band called The Setup on Catalina Avenue. It's bad - like, really bad - but you can watch the trailer and a music video on YouTube. Fin